Your Online Business Has Hidden Flaws.

I’ll Show You Where It’s Leaking Money, Trust, and Growth.

Your Business Isn’t Broken, It’s Bleeding.

Most creators and online entrepreneurs don’t realize their content, systems, or sales process are working against them.

They lose reach to lazy algorithms.
Lose clients to friction-filled funnels.
Lose money to bad design and silent drop-offs.

I don’t offer coaching.

I offer exposure , the kind that makes you stop bleeding.

What I Do

I run discreet, aggressive audits on your online business to find what others won’t tell you:

Why your best content gets ignored
Where your audience silently drops off
What shady % cuts your platforms and tools are taking
How your brand and funnel disconnect kills trust
And the one invisible flaw that’s costing you the most

Audit Tiers: Pick Your Exposure Level

Surface Leak Scan – $49

A sharp dive into your content, bio, and traffic funnel. Perfect for creators & coaches who can’t figure out why engagement is dropping. You get: - A video audit or report (your choice) - Top 3 flaws hurting your reach or conversions - Quick-fix recommendations

Business Exposure Report – $149

A full teardown of your social presence, content flow, lead capture, and basic brand setup. Ideal if you’re creating daily but not converting weekly. You get: - Detailed PDF or Loom walkthrough - Flaw Map: the 5 places you’re losing time or money - Fix Plan: what to change, skip, and optimize now

Deep Ops File – $399

A ruthless breakdown of your entire online business system. For creators, sellers, or founders scaling past $3–5k/mo and ready to level up. You get: - Full system map: Social, Email, Funnel, Branding, Positioning - UX, trust, platform loss, retention red flags - Monetization model analysis - Fix-First Plan (what to change today) - Optional strategy follow-up call (invite-only)

Who I Am

I’m Darlene McClintock, a neurodivergent systems analyst who sees what others miss.

I was born in the Philippines, now based in Turkey, trained in global business. I’ve worked with creators, startups, and solo entrepreneurs across niches — and they all had one thing in common:

Their systems were full of silent flaws no one was honest enough to show them.

I built Brandzy not to flatter you, but to protect your business from digital death-by-a-thousand-cuts.

What Clients Say

"I thought my funnel was fine, turns out my checkout page was costing me $500/week. Darlene caught it in 12 minutes.” - Borealis Jewels UK

“It felt like therapy, but for my business. Painful truths, priceless clarity.” - ExtenZ Agency for Creators

You don’t need another course.
You need someone to dissect your digital business and show you where it’s silently failing.

You don’t fix what’s broken by guessing.

You fix it by exposing the system, and rebuilding with precision.

Welcome to Brandzy.
Not here to optimize.

Here to find the flaws.

Fill up this form below and I’ll show you one flaw for free.